Want Dick, Tracy?

Want Dick, Tracy? (07-18-2009)

It just suddenly became unbearable, the office asininity, that is. I haven’t written anything for quite some time (2 years of wonderwalling). I’m feeling as though I’ve acquired a dismal amount of rust in the functional sector of my brain and I’m trying to shake some off if possible. It just cannot be as pristine as it used to be. Getting older is scarier if dumbening is part of the process. Anyway, in this chosen “career” of mine, neuron death rate is included in the job description. Yes, we do consider that as occupational hazard. I’d be brain dead at the age of 35.

Anyhow, I’ve read something interesting lately. When I say interesting, I don’t mean intestine-churning, so no – it’s not the Twilight series. But something rather about the Twilight girls, Kristen Stewart (a.k.a. Belya) and Nikki Reed (one of them vamps), being amongst the envied-hence-oppressed-minority. Well, it’s not really a fab thing if Kristen is indeed gay. I mean, she dated Michael Angarano for four freakish years, yes; the Sky High boy who went all muscular in the Forbidden Kingdom yet retained the minute face of Jack McFarlane. If she can beard as long as that, then everything for her must be a phase. Nikki Reed, on the other hand… is a completely different story.

Here’s one during their New Moon photo shoot. Certainly not done for publicity, I don’t think the gay community is really a target market for movies such as this.

Ok. I’m just psyched. I was forced to watch the Tweaklight movie due to peer pressure and sanity lapse, I know I’d be forced to watch the New Loon sequel as well, but at least now there’s actually something to look forward to.

Another very interesting faction I’ve stumbled upon lately is Bleighton (Blake Lively and Leighton Meester). Yep, Gossip Girls’ Serena and Blair. There’s this web shrine containing gazillions of photos of them posing for… who cares who they’re posing for. Who cares why they’re doing it? It’s just fun to stare and smile… *a very wide smile* while hoping it’s true… that they do understand.

Pretty much everyone has been out lately. Even in our marshland of an office, eGay Inc. has recruited crows of the same murder. It’s just sad that the classes dominating the fields right now are orcs in search of a Master Piece. Ergo, leading to the assumption that everyone who belongs to the lesbian community is rummaging to have a dick. I don’t want a dick, I don’t need one -- in my mouth or in my pants, attached or penetrating.

It’s just at times dismal, the way people presuppose. If being what the society coined as “normal” works for you then shut the gates of your straight lifestyle and quit convincing other people that that’s the righteous path to follow. Sexual preference does not delineate or degrade the value of a person. Close-mindedness does though.

Straight people should keep straight idealisms to themselves. It’s one way of keeping respect in the axis of all that must remain taboo and fighting the very infectious idiopathic existence of those living detached from the guidance of their brainstems, especially in call centers.

And with this, I succumb to awesomeness, Blake and Leighton… you complete me.