A Couple of Kicks, A Packet of Bubus

It wasn't so long ago when I started to attach my self to a certain chat room called lezpinay. Not so surprising that I immediately got hooked to it. I am not so into meeting the different genres or species of people that walk this earth, but with so little option of not encountering them every now and then, it's better that I get to mingle with them without the freaky necessity of having to look them in the eye as I sense their neurons crash and burn into oblivion.
The whole lot of creatures that I've met here gives me both the realization of how endowed my life is and how docile it can considerably be compared to those currently subscribed to the overwhelming era of youth.

I've taken time to recall those beings who have contributed to the decency of my existence and those who I taxonomize to the bewildering depot of imbecility and utter moronity.

Off I go:

acerrrr - 7:50 AM I logged in, she was there, 1:40 I came back, she was still there, at about 10:30 that night... I was no longer surprised. I conclude therefore, chatting is her life.

agoraphobia - I'm not so proud to divulge my encounter with her. I stupidly asked her if she's afraid of spider-man (having the term arachnophobia in my mind); only after banging my head on pure concrete did I remember that agoraphobia means fear of wide spaces. Tsk... Should've asked if she was living in a coffin instead.

animony - there are things in this world that just don't make sense, people like her should be blamed for them.

aryt - I thought her nick was tyra spelled backwards... shesh... it was just alright spelled in vain.

audrelorde - one of the little sensible chatter who barely goes online. Rare pick, usually ignores you. Unless you're ready to engross yourself into a brain busting session, keep your distance. Or hold a dictionary in your hand, it could help.

bondbabe - met her under the nick lysander, apparently she's played hermia in a grade school play. I just hate that her nick reminds me of denise richards (she was once asked how it is to play someone smart and she actually tried to answer it).

boobastank - if I were to mar hoobastank's name I'd refer to them as hoobastink. But since boobastank's boobs are probably bigger than her brains, this became the end result.

bystander - present but currently unattached, in Tagalog "tambay". Self-proclaimed introvert, haven't been seein' her in the chat room lately, guess she's too caught up in her own little world.

cho_chang - has never read a Potter book. I believe the nick appealed to her for reasons that she is Chinese... and what's with the underscore?!! (Hmm... the downsides of youth...). Also a self-proclaimed Dishwalla fan but does not know a single line from Counting Blue Cars.

chugger - her identity has been deemed classified. This is her incognito self incognito.
d^reason - met boobastank?

femme 'fatal - it must really be deadly to have an IQ so low.

freawaru - boobastank's sister. Hah! Two in the family, it's a gay world after all.

hgrg - she macked me, I complied. Consider the word pervert and raise it to a thousand, that's her.

honda_vios - Toyota has heard news of this, your subpoena is on its way.

horned_one - nick seemed promising, but after the predictable usage of the "annoying startup line" (a.k.a. asl), I was once again proven wrong.

huffergurl - thou art thus. Replies with a traumatic "yeah?". Believes she is the only person in the world who knows that huffergurl is a ski brand. Duhhh...

jupit3r - I've never met a person this slow; all the moons around her probably caused such lunacy.

meeh - goat fixated onomatopoeia?

minnie_meeh - kid fixated onomatopoeia... hahaha!!! This must be meeh sinking a notch lower. God, I didn't think that was possible, how can somebody stoop that low?

makeMEreal - I asked her if she'd be an animal what would she be, she replied "a dolphin maybe". I'm a little disappointed, I was expecting her to say a unicorn cos it wouldn't be so far from what she thinks she is right now,something that doesn't exist.

oTiStIk_ako - need I say more?

ownmyown - when I first laid eyes on her nick I thought it was a typo error, but the consistency implied that no, she's not pertaining to that Les Miserables song. In Tagalog her nick would be, "akin ang akin"... oohhh... how possessive.

rockchick - (became an ex) barely a few of us left on the path to greatness. Kudos to your chosen genre of music and never back down on the fight to extinguishing the burning flames of mainstreamity.

saidsadly - a year less than a decade ago, we've met and bonded, and entered an ultra-neurotic society called GINGY (pronounced the way it's spelled), up until now the amount of nightmares flooding in due to the experience is unfathomable.

stucked - how caught up in the past are you? stucked?

stupid_me - your admittance to the truth moves me.

zerious - hmm... I wonder how you spell words when you're not.

[twisted]- not a zafra fan... just when you think the world's already down the pits, people as such reminds you that it could still plunge down much deeper.

Pausing for a moment, I need a breather. I guess I didn't know what I was asking for when I started this diss-and-praise-list... one of the prices to pay for exploring the abysmally confused realm of lezpinay.